Auntie Rae:

But Larry, there's been a robbery.

Larry:

I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose.

Auntie Rae:

What are you talkin' about?

Larry:

The neighbors want your time. The thieves want your things. I'd rather give them things than time.

FromFunkhouser's Crazy Sister— Season Seven

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